MACRO and the Best Deal in the World
Finally, advertising has reach its true level: blatant lying. I am not talking about ‘misleading advertising’ or even little white lies. I am talking about honest-to-God downright lies. It is good. Because, once all the products and adverts in the world are couched in blatant lies, people may just start using their critical faculties again. More than likely, though, I’m just being optimistic.
Just look at the latest set of adverts from MACRO: They (whoever ‘they’ are) proclaim that MACRO is “The best deal in the world.” Crap. Fucking lies. I’m quite sure that some poor Pilipino lady offering a blowjob for a crust of bread would disagree. Last week, I got a lobster for free. That’s a fucking pretty amazing deal. I’m sure that there are much better ones out there. In fact, two days ago, I got a free drink for going to the bar and asking the bar lady. That was a pretty good deal. I don’t think that MACRO can beat that, no matter how much they try.
